Don’t spread poop spread kindness
So to the couple of readers who took me to task recently. I’ll say the same thing I did in 1986; go publish your own paper and stop complaining. You want food safety for free? Amanda Woods of the New...
View ArticleCalifornia shopper poops in middle of supermarket then opens pack of toilet...
The unidentified pooper was filmed relieving himself on the floor of the Safeway supermarket in San Francisco’s Marina District around 7:45 am last Sunday morning. He was snapped defecating by a...
View ArticleSubstitute teacher in Florida dumps poop on party in revenge against principal
Brisbane is equidistant from the equator as is Sarasota, Florida. Yet we are the coolest place in Australia today, where many cities are in the mid-40s C. And which is why the first renovation to the...
View ArticleAccused burglar poops on victim’s living room floor before arrest in Texas
Burkburnett, TX, police arrested 40-year-old Matthew Caporale for burglary of a habitation Friday. Police got a report of a burglary in progress on Patricia Court, and began searching in the area for...
View ArticleGin infused with elephant poop hits store shelves
My friend Lynn likes her gin. And running half-marathons. But as a fellow food safety type she may not approve of this. The makers of a South African gin infused with elephant dung swear their use of...
View ArticleIs it important to shut the toilet lid before flushing? Yes
I just pooped. Really. And I shut the toilet lid before I flushed. The question came up internally – no pun intended – a few months ago and the barfblog braintrust saw evidence that closing the seat...
View ArticleToday in National Poop Day: How to s*it, a guide
In 2016, San Diego photographer Jesse Karras was watching part of Jim Jeffries’ comedy special, Freedumb, where the comedian hilariously shares about teaching his son Hank to shit. At that present...
View ArticleSo sorry: Texas woman who pooped in cop car to hide drugs in her feces gets...
Chacour Koop of the Star Telegram reports a woman who pooped in cop car to create a hiding spot for her drugs is going to prison, officials say. Two years ago, Shannen Martin, 34, was arrested during a...
View ArticleTexas shoplifter caught thanks to ‘I pooped today’ t-shirt he wore to go...
Jimmy McCloskey of Metro UK reported in July a shoplifter was caught thanks to a distinctive t-shirt emblazoned with the phrase ‘I pooped today’ he wore on his stealing expeditions. We had fun with our...
View ArticleSydney mum denies trying to poison son by putting feces in his hospital IV drip
Australia is a hard country with massive droughts, massive rainfalls every 10 years (like now) and quite weird behavior. Stories like the following appear daily. The weird ones. Heath Parkes-Hupton of...
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